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Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

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. These people got mails from the Prince of Nigeria and I also received a mail from the Egyptian Pharaoh. 6 comments 89 Upvoted Log in or sign up to leave a comment Log In Sign Up Sort by. Someone through a milk chocolate bar at me. One day he finds a magic lamp on the beach.

To be clear dad status is not a requirement. They believe it is Pharaoh Rocher. I am over 18 A tomb raider goes into a pyramid She enters the pyramid after hearing that the pharaoh holds a great artifact. He was in denial.

Best level 1 L2A2 8 yr. Upvote downvote report Scans of a newly discovered sarcophagus have revealed that the mummy inside was coated in nuts and chocolate Its believed to have been body of Pharaoh Roche. Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists digging at the pyramids in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and almonds.

Were all different and excellent. It was called the toot-en-come-in 6 level 2. Pharaoh Puns and Funny Quotes. What was the most important holiday in ancient Egypt.

A little boy asks grandpa to make a noise like a frog. This weeks puns and one liners are all on the topic of Pyramid Jokes. Im going to make you a slave. Top 10 Funniest Rocher Jokes and Puns Theyve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts The mummy was wrapped in gold foil so they believe it is the legendary Pharaoh Rocher Archeologists in Egypt have discovered a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.

A mummy calls a restauraunt. A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher. I am over 18 A tomb raider goes into a pyramid She enters the pyramid after hearing that the pharaoh holds a great artifact.

I will grant you three wishes says the genie. A friend finds those who build pyramids irresistible. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher. Im going to make you a slave.

When hes a ruler. She hops and dodges all kinds of traps until she gets caught by a zombie slave. It was Terry vying. More Jokes Continue Below.

They believe it to be the pharaoh rocher. The doctor took one sip of the drink and exclaimed this isnt a hazelnut daiquiri. He replied it seems likes its just a pyramid scheme upvote downvote report. Roche Jokes A mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts has been discovered in Egypt Archaeologists and historians believe it must be Pharoah Roche.

I saw people arguing over the last piece of orange chocolate. Because he Sphinx hes the best. When is a Pharaoh like a piece of wood. Ive got two mars bars three snickers a twix and a flake.

- Hello Id like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I. Experts on site identified the mummy as Pharaoh Roche. This joke may contain profanity. Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

For my first wish I would like a boat with a full tank of petrol. - Could you spell it out please. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Bird two triangles wavy line the sun bird again jackals head and a scarab.

For my second wish I would like 10 million pounds. Because egypt his tooth. Like the Swiss chocolate company Ferrero rocher. He rubs it and a genie appears.

Agree with you however pretend for just a small moment that I was a lesser person such that in the case of this fine joke. Ago Ancient Egypt opened the first multi storey car park. Why did the pharoah go to the dentist. A Doctor always stopped at a local bar after work for a hazelnut daiquiri - a special drink the bartender created just for him.

But then I realized that it was just a pyramid scheme. 11 3 comments uGreyclocks Nov 21 2015 report. I like to break the rules. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts.

How did the Pharaoh defeat Superman. Its believed to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher. Press J to jump to the feed. He was the reigning ruler.

The mummy was wrapped in gold foil so they believe it is the legendary Pharaoh Rocher upvote downvote report So a wealthy ancient Egyptian was approached by the Pharaohs messenger asking for funding for their rulers tomb. Rocher Jokes Theyve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts The mummy was wrapped in gold foil so they believe it is the legendary Pharaoh Rocher upvote downvote report A team of Swiss archaeologists discovered a new tomb in the middle of the Egyptian desert. Theres a sign on it saying Toot and Come In. A funny Egyptian card by Pink Greene.

Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate hazelnuts and believe it to be Pharoah Rocher. Why was the Pharaoh wet. What do you call an Egyptian Pharaoh who rarely farts. Archaeologists have discovered a mummy in Egypt encased in chocolate and surrounded by hazelnuts They are calling it The Pharaoh Rocher A man in ancient Egypt commits a crime.

As always they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher. Probably all the phaorah-mones. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. The genie snaps his fingers and the boat appears. A newly found pyramid in Egypt actually had a garage. The genie snaps his fingers and a.

Pharoah jokes that will give you lighthouse fun with working denile puns like BREAKING NEWS and A Pharoah makes a reservation at a ski resort. One day the bartender ran out of the hazelnut flavor so he substituted hickory nuts instead. An old Egyptian pharaoh drowned himself when he learned the new younger pharaoh was taking over. Dad just texted me this joke.

Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here everyone is a dad. The egyptian man wouldnt admit hed fallen in a river I guess he was in de Nile A friend of mine recently got offered a job in Egypt. The Pharaoh says The penalty for your crime is death How would like to die Death by old age. This thread is archived.

I had an After Eight at half past seven once. The Pharaohs married did not work out because of. Basket is empty Birthday. This joke may contain profanity.